sweet nothings

Jul 4
iami: snrvlove: wait: itsjustsex: “Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants…Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist.” And now I’ve seen everything. Buy your own copy today! Dinner is the new foreplay. For that display of extra effort—complex and dynamic ladies. Now I’ve officially seen it all

iami:

snrvlove:

wait:

itsjustsex:

“Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants…Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist.”

And now I’ve seen everything. Buy your own copy today!

Dinner is the new foreplay. For that display of extra effort—complex and dynamic ladies.

Now I’ve officially seen it all
Posted at 3:17am 85 notes

  1. mihomeow reblogged this from itsjustsex
  2. sporadiccynic reblogged this from itsjustsex and added:
    hmmm…uhhh…WHAT. THE. FUCK!?!?!?
  3. koolzmcrulez reblogged this from mihomeow
  4. butterflymelt reblogged this from itsjustsex and added:
    No. NO. When I have tried so hard...avoid getting semen anywhere near my mouth, why would...
  5. itzlanceypantz reblogged this from iami
  6. iami reblogged this from snrv and added:
    Now I’ve officially seen it all
  7. nikkins reblogged this from lostgrrrls and added:
    WTF is that on the cover? It looks revolting regardless of ingredients.
  8. poisoned-gun reblogged this from mike-chang and added:
    Okay CAN I PUKE NOW? WHAT THE HELL
  9. lostgrrrls reblogged this from itsjustsex and added:
    I, uh… I mean, I guess this SHOULDN’T really bother me that much. I’m trying to cut back on them,
  10. needalimb reblogged this from itsjustsex
  11. iwishyoubirdss reblogged this from mischievoussleepwalker and added:
    I believe that is flan, actually.
  12. lala-lush reblogged this from xoxopayginator814 and added:
    Welll thennn, you should say screw plan b and go back to plan a and come over and ill make you a grilled cum sammich or...
  13. mischievoussleepwalker reblogged this from iwishyoubirdss and added:
    …say what? I’m wondering what the hell the thing on the cover is. Semen based noodles with semen chocolate?
  14. xoxopayginator814 reblogged this from lala-lush and added:
    Haha, I laughed for about twenty minutes over that. Then when I got home and we were on the phone again. I just said...
  15. snrv reblogged this from wait
  16. wait reblogged this from itsjustsex and added:
    new foreplay. For that display...extra effort—complex
  17. apirlmaye reblogged this from itsjustsex
  18. roborob reblogged this from tumblerererer
  19. brierios reblogged this from bad-kid-bby and added:
    omg no effing way. brb. gotta go puke.
  20. makeone4me reblogged this from itsjustsex
  21. houseoforange reblogged this from itsjustsex
  22. swagonthedeep reblogged this from itsjustsex and added:
    only be so sex-positive.
  23. thatgirlctina reblogged this from itsjustsex and added:
    Oh let’s do it!
  24. bcwaldorfs reblogged this from indiannapolises
  25. fgallagher reblogged this from indiannapolises and added:
    i just… throwing up right now.
  26. kitchenknivesandcherrybombs reblogged this from itsjustsex and added:
    I think I’m going
  27. indiannapolises reblogged this from kellybug and added:
    okay wait… wut
  28. kellybug reblogged this from itsjustsex
  29. kridrules reblogged this from itsjustsex and added:
    YOUR KIDDING ME RIGHT?
  30. woodenvessels reblogged this from itsjustsex
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  34. bigandblackthecloudsmaybe reblogged this from itsjustsex and added:
    What. the. fuck.
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